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    I invented Go-Gurt. I've tried for years to become a potato, but I've failed. Clint's Avatar
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    I've tried for years to become a potato, but I've failed.

    No matter how hard I concentrate, I'm still just a human, even though I envy potatoes and desperately want to be one.

    So, does anybody have any potato stories?

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    I am sorry that you cannot be a potato. What if I drew you as a potato?
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    I ate some sweet potato fries yesterday. They did not need ketchup, they were pretty good on their own.

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    Bananarama I've tried for years to become a potato, but I've failed. Pete's Avatar
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    I was going to make fries today but it was too damn hot to put the oven on. It's too damn hot to do anything right now.
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    I invented Go-Gurt. I've tried for years to become a potato, but I've failed. Clint's Avatar
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    It isn't too hot to be a potato, but unfortunately we're all just stupid humans.

    I like the drawing of me as a potato. That's exactly how I envision my future, except without the hands, feet, and orifices. That's actually my five year plan.

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    Memento RK I've tried for years to become a potato, but I've failed. Yoko's Avatar
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    Currently cooking potatoes on a campfire. I'd show a picture but the forum doesn't like posting pictures of cool things.
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    Bananarama I've tried for years to become a potato, but I've failed. Pete's Avatar
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    My wife got me a meat smoker for our anniversary. I'm going to clean it and season it this weekend, and maybe then I'll do a little smoked brisket and potatoes with hickory wood.

    I'm learning to enjoy the simple things
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